A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Andrew"
Passenger: "Andrew Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like your coming along when I needed a cab, things happen like that to Andrew Sullivan, every single time."
Cabbie: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Passenger: "Not Andrew Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Cabbie: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Passenger: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Andrew Sullivan, he could do everything right."
Cabbie: "Wow. Some guy then."
Passenger: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Andrew, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Andrew Sullivan."
Cabbie: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Passenger: "Well, I never actually met Andrew. He died. I'm married to his fucking widow!"
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The teacher stands in front of her pupils in the Elementary school ( eleverna är då ungefär 12-14 år gamla) and asks following:
- What is the difference between a nail, screw and a bolt?
She turns to Christine and says:
- Could you, Christine, tell us, what the difference is between a nail, screw and a bolt?
Christine thinks for a while and then says:
- No, i do´nt know! I´ve never been bolted!